As a teenager, we used to love asking that kind of questions.
Because when the unknowing victim replied “no” in an offended voice, we would say:
“Of course not. I knew it was a good place to hide.”
The power of words, right?
You can learn how to do that when you describe your books as well.
You have it inside you already. Now learn how to use it.
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